Today I will be doing a banal post about things I want but can not have. From lawn furniture to accessories, I’ve been struggling to decide what to buy and in the end purchasing nothing. Since our last few posts have been on the serious side; Election posts, Geohot’s Trial, etc. It’s time for some girly frivolity.

And let me be selfish as to use this time to weigh the options of my future purchases and let the bimbo shitbit out of the bag.

More spending urges after the jump.

Item No #01

Isosceles Necklace by Stone & Honey. Hand cut brass and oxidized silver triangles hang on a delicate oxidized sterling chain from Stone and Honey.

Well because it’s so pretty and because it oxidizes so each and every piece is personalized, cheap thrills like that buy me in. Besides, buying triangular jewelry helps me fights the strong urges I have to tattoo triangles all over random parts of my body.

Item No #02

Ikea Lawn Furniture from the AMMERÖ series.

Why? Because truly, my balcony tanning has gotten out of hand. I lay on a towel on the floor beside Mr Bonsai. All this would be much more glamorous if I was on an AMMERÖ. Plus, my Malibu Orange would stop spilling all over the floor.

Item No #03

NIKICIO’s mixté / vol.06 / Unisex Multiway Apron & mixté / vol.06 / Unisex Bomber Jacket.

Now that’s an apron I would adorn and bake food babies in. I’m basically loving all of NIKICIO’s stuff and I only personally own 1 item, that’s imbalance right there.

Item No #04

An iPad so I can use the iPad Flipboard Ap. Browsing lookbook.nu and reading feeds has never been prettier than on Flipboard. Flipboard is my favourite Apple Store Ap and I don’t even own the platform that utilizes it.

Item No #05

Doc Martens’ Cosmic Boots. I’ve wanted them for so damn long now. If not only for the fact that they’re awesome but that Han; loves the cosmics and would literally kinda be intrigued by the space I walk on. Hur hur, pun? No?

Item No #06

LUXIRARE’s Fox Fur Tails.

I had this crazy dream once I was riding a white horse down a beach, and I had a LUXIRARE Fox Fur Tail hanging off my outfit. Materialism has crept into my dream states. A higher power compels me to shop and waste my money.

Item No #07

KeepCups! Ever since Charine bought me one of these in blue for Christmas, I’ve been craving various colours for the portability of caffeinating my friendships. My blue one has treated me well, transporting my home made expresso, cracking me out regularly, faithfully and surely. And I know for a fact, Pat’s been lusting after them too. Must have moar!

Item No #08

A Canon 60D. Because no matter how much I borrow Han‘s 7D, it’ll never be like having one of my own. It also means not being shrieked at in case you accidentally leave the camera bag open or something. It’s just that after years of buying an average of 2 cameras a year, I am much more cautious about my gear purchases. Maybe it’s time and well this one’s a beau, isn’t it?

There’s also that urge for a new iMac and a new Miumiu bag but I’m going to avoid putting those in this list as buying any one of them would make purchasing anything else impossible.

So there you have it, the list. Is it making you have hot flashes and urges too?

Like

Unlike